Saturday, July 6, 2013

Engineers Jokes

Engineer to rikshawala : Are o
bhai khali
ho kya??????
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. Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali
hoon
sahab....
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Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir
Taashkhelte
hain.... haha lol

Friday, January 18, 2013

Pari ka Vardan

1 Aurat ko Pari ne 3 vardaan maangane ko
kaha.
par ek shart rakhi k usey jo b milega,us k Pati
ko us se 10 guna zyaada milega
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Aurat ne pahli wish maangi "Mujhe duniya ki sab
se khubsurat aurat bana do."
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Pari ne kaha is se tumhara Pati tum se b 10 guna
zyaada khubsurat ban jayega."
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Aurat boli k koi baat ni.me hi duniya ki sab se
khubsurat aurat hu toh mera Pati aur kisi ko ni
dekhega."
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Aurat ne dusri wish maangi k mujhe duniya ka sab
se Ameer Insaan bana do
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Pari ne kaha k tumhate pati tum se 10 guna ameer
ban jayenge
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Aurat boli "Jo mera hai wo mere pati ka hai aur jo
un ka hai wo mera." .
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Ab aurat ne teesri wish maangi-Mujhee halka sa
heart attack de do." .
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Gals k liye joke yahi khatam hota hai.

Boys aage
padhe... .
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Pati ko patni se 10 guna halka heart attack aaya.
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Moral-Ladkiya samajhti hai k wo smart hai. But
reality is different... :P ;)

New Style of Time Pass

Train me 2 aadmi
safar kar rahe the.

1st - Kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd - Lahore se

1st - Wahan se to
main bhi araha
hun... Lahore me kahan
se arahe ho?
2nd - Iqbal town

1st - Wahan se to
main bhi araha hun ye batao Iqbal
town me kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd - Street 2 se..

1st - Wahan se to
main bhi araha hun ye batao street 2
se kis ke ghar se
arahe ho?.
2nd - Basheer
sahab ke ghar se

1st - Wahaan se to
main bhi araha hun aacha ye batao
kahaan jaa rahe
ho?

Aas paas ke
musafiron ne tang
aake kaha akhir
tum dono ho kaun??

Dono bole - Hum
dono bhai hain,
time pass kar rahe
hai.....>:O

Boys Vs Girls

boys reaction on different comments:

Nice Dp - thanxx :)
I love u - i love u too :* ...
i like u - i don't know ;) . . .
I m sad - what happen?
Senti msg - Nice one 8-| .

Girls reaction on different comments:
Nice Dp - awwww :)
i love u - awwww :*
i like u - awwww ;)
i m sad - awwww :(
i m happy - awwww
senti msg - awwww 8-|

Engineering is Complicated

When Someone says -

"Nothing can be More Complicated than Love" . . . .
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jst throw Engineering Books on their face .......... ! B

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Khusi se Maut

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli ,
Company Ne Socha Achanak Btaya
To
Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai, Usne
Pappu
Ko Ye Kaam Saunpa Ki Aese Btao Ki
Wo Khushi Se Mar Na Jaey,
Pappu Ne Jaa ke Us
Ladki ko Bola, Farz Kro Aap Ka 5
Crore Ka Inaam Nikly To Kia Krogi?
Larki: Ap K
Samny Dance Krongi Ap Se Pyar
Krungi,
Shadi Krlongi.Yehi Nahi.Aadha
Inaam Bhi
De duungi. . .
Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar
Gaya!

Monday, December 31, 2012

Admi ki Chabi

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Car ki Battery

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Husband ka Murder

Husband Marte Waqt Biwi Se:"Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kia Tha.!!
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Biwi Rote Hue:"Koi Baat Nai Ji
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Husband:"Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amant Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo B Maine Ghayb Kiya.!
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Biwi:"Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya.!
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Husband:"Teri Kameti K Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The!
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Biwi:"Koi Baat Nai Ji, Appko ZAHER Bhi Maine Hi Diya Hai..:'(( :p :O :D

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Bacha kha gayi

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Pregnant
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?